Definition 1: When Pandas, Polars or the likes get in disagreements. The result is typically awesome. Called such, because it is actually two (or more) bears fighting. Recommended for all.
Defintion 2: An Irish Car Bomb followed immediately with a Jager Bomb. The result is typically light-headedness, nausea, drunkenness, you may vomit on/shit yourself, pride for taking down a bear, and regretfullness/you probably will wake up on a bathroom floor feeling like you puked all night (oh yeah, and forgetfulness). Called such because upon taking the final shot, within your stomach are two unhappy campers and trust me they will fight it out... Also called such because you may wake up in the morning feeling as though you wrestled a Grizzly. Recommended for Barstool.Definition 3: An unwinnable argument
usually about something that does not matter at all. The result is usually calling your foe 'an idiot' and/or leaving upset. Typically, these Bear fights (definition 3) happen between 12 midnight and 4A.M. and are the results of too many bear fights (definition 2). It would not surprise me if there have been Bear fights about bear fights (definition 1), either. Called such because... you know why. Recommended for no one.Jonathan, I hope you know I am just messing with you.
25 comments:
Shane, that is messed up!
Censoring!
The favor will be returned shortly
It makes me feel all warm in fuzzy inside to know that you look at my facebook though
This was just too good to pass up.
shane why'd you censor your comment?
anyone else get a password email?
Usage of pictures and names is pushing it murray haha
I used your screen name. It may or may not be your real name. I thought it was discussed that pictures since they are (obviously) nongoogable (?), they are OK.
Stool, is it censoring if you remove your own comment? If so, there is an argument to be made that it is censoring if you don't constantly write down what you are thinking. And, yes. I did get a password email. I ignored it, not sure what that's about.
I got that E-mail, too. What are you up to now, Barstool?
not sure your argument hold water. there's a difference in what you think and what you actually compose.
no clue what this email is about. did someone try and hack our blog?
Bear likes crown. Hey shane
"i hope you know i am messing with you"- man, this blog is soft.
Stool, nice straw man. Of course "there's a difference in what you think and what you actually compose." My point is it's thin line. What if you write something down then put a line through it? What if you completely scratch it out? What if you use white out, then it doesnt even look like there was anything there? Is that censorship?
Plowe, Hi.
Weazle, thats not what your mom said last night. Yes! This blog got hard on your mom last night!
2 beefs with your explanation of a "bearfight" definition 3. Leaving upset is not included and the time is usually between 12pm and 6pm
I guess you can't lose an argument if you keep deleting the other person's comments...at least that's how Mao does it.
Murda v.Bear
Yea did everyone get that email? What's that about? Are we so popular that we are getting hacked?
This Mao seems like an interesting fellow.
I bet Mao is a tech fan.
hahahaha shane, thank you for this post. Spot on analysis of all bearfight definitions.
Congratulations Shane,a female likes you. Unfortunately its that one
Bear's not pulling any punches. I like the attitude.
Shane, were you just messing with me? I coulnd't tell because you didn't explain it.
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