Saturday, May 21, 2011

Congrats, Bryan

Great times in Bourbon.
Perfect place for a party-
Have a good one, Schiv.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Hell of a Way to Start

According to several reports, CMR told the crowd at the Greenville Bulldog Club gathering tonight that the South Carolina game will be a night game on ESPN. Based on his deep religious faith, I would not expect CMR to lie. If this is indeed true, it is shaping up to be a great start to the season (provided we win): 2 primetime nationally televised games against highly ranked teams. This is a great chance to become relevant again (which is sad considering these are games against Boise St. and Carolina). CMR, one piece of advice: don't piss the bed.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

A Little Bit of This, A Little Bit of That

Twilight weekend was fun. Friday night was more fun than Saturday night. The new bartender at Bourbon St. is without a doubt the love of my life. The moment I saw her I immediately put her in my top 3 (of course I was somewhat inebriated at the time). I think I made some pretty good headway (hiii ohhhhh?) and I'm pretty sure I was on top of my game but you would have to ask Pmac because my memory is still a little fuzzy. I will say this, when I came back Saturday night and saw her she had a big smile on her face. Any who, I don't expect to see her again to until the football season so I hope she stays a B. St. I don't know how old she is either so she could be around a few years. One of these days I may even catch her name. I also told Chrissssss if Whiskey Bent wanted a war we would sure as hell give them one. I was serious. He thought that was hilarious and said they could kiss his ass. I wish I could go into more detail about this past weekend but unfortunately I cannot. I'd throw it in the W column though for sure. Believe me when I tell ya, this ole boy's still got it.

Not the best picture but you get the point. Winning.

I'll never take the first amendment for granted again. In a related note, I will be off Twitter for awhile:(
Apparently not.

Sylvester Stallone needs to make a sequel to "The Expendables" based on SEAL Team 6 and the kick ass job they did killing that rat bastard raghead OBL.
Hollywood's SEAL Team 6

Georgia runningbacks coach Bryan McClendon received a $110,000 raise. That bumps his salary up from $90,000 to $200,000 a year. Apparently this was done because he was being swayed by other schools. Regardless, I hope a lot of that is due to his recruiting abilities because our runningbacks aren't worth a s***. I don't necessarily blame McClendon for that. I knew CK4 was going to be a bust the minute he set foot on campus. I had hope for Ealey until last year's South Carolina game but now I just assume lump him in with King. Basically, I don't see why he should get a big raise when the position he coaches is one of the bigger disappointments on the team. I have nothing against McClendon, just to be clear.

A huge raise, for this performance? Really?

Sorry Mouse but the Hawks are ruining sports talk radio in Atlanta so I need them to just go ahead and lose these next 4 games. Ok thanks.

I want you to choke. You know how to choke. Make it happen Joe.

The first leg of the Triple Crown is upon us: The 137th Kentucky Derby from Churchill Downs. The odds on favorite at this point is Dialed In at 3:1. I'll make a Wednesday lean towards Twice The Appeal (25:1). On Saturday I'll probably just pick whatever horse is in Gate 4. I remember we once discussed everybody chipping in and buying a horse to race in the Derby. The names of the horses kind of suck this year. If you had a horse what would you name it?

Mint Juleps for everyone. Hooray!