Stick's 5 Best Tweets Of The Week

He's back and more (you know) than ever:

5. Questions for my fellow twits u ever drank montazumas revenge tequilla through a straw
1:39 PM Aug 23rd from txt

4. More night games marla
12:02 PM Aug 23rd from txt

3. I made enough money to buy atl but I pissd it away so fast I should have been a cowboy
11:58 AM Aug 23rd from txt

2. The fact that I have not broken my hand yet is f'n unbelievable gotta give credit to the man upstairs for blessin me with an iron fist
10:56 AM Aug 23rd from txt

1. Of course I shouldnt talk ill of the palmetto state I use to date a carolina girl now shes datin a loser
10:44 AM Aug 23rd from txt

And a few bonus tweets from my boy Jason Isbell:

Guy at the trailer repair place this afternoon used the phrase "Jew them down." I used the phrase "Christian them up."
less than a minute ago from web

Spent a full day in a Native American casino last week before realizing I was a white guy wearing a Braves jersey. I did not win money.
2 minutes ago from web

When texting, there's a fine line between "Wish you were here" and "Wish you were her."
6 minutes ago from web

We need to get back to the days of bands wearing their own t-shirts. That's how much I hate doing laundry.
11 minutes ago from web

Nobody laughs with the Laughing Cow. Them cheese is just too good.
6:42 PM Aug 27th from web