Sunday, January 08, 2012

It's Not UGA's Fault You're An Idiot



There's some kind of big game tomorrow night in the "Chocolate City." You'll never see me in anything purple, EVER, but rest assure I'll be pulling hard for the Bayou Bengals. It's not that I hate Alabama. To be honest, the Tide have always been kind of an afterthought. As a Georgia fan, they're not exactly one of our bigger rivals (playing them twice every 8 years or so) so they don't garner the hatred of a South Carolina, Florida, or Tech. Hell I probably harbor more ill will towards Georgia Southern than Alabama (ok probably not).

However, the past few months have confirmed a theory which I've thought to be true for quite some time now. I realize this post will make me sound like an elitist asshole but hey it's 2012 and Only in America is in the midst of a Resurrection. We must be prepared to do what is necessary. Lines will be crossed. Nothing is off limits. After all, it's not "Only in the Communist Russia" as Barstool would sometimes lead readers to believe. Anyways, back to the point. Disclaimer: this is NOT a general statement as it is directed towards the bottom 1%. Very few kids, if any, grow up in Georgia wanting to attend the University of Alabama. In most cases they want to go the the state's flagship school: The University of Georgia. As with many things in life, we don't always get our first choice so we are forced to settle for "the next best thing." No shame there as it happens to the best of us. I couldn't get Ashley Foster, Heather Tiernney, or Cass Bass so I settled for Becca Barrow but that's another horror story for another time.

Option 1 didn't work out for me but she married young enough
so there's still hope after the divorce... PMA BABAY *Single Pistol*

So you have these kids who don't get accepted to UGA and then the University of Alabama comes calling like a soup kitchen because, well, they'll let anybody into school in Tuscaloosa. This is the point where some people begin to change their tune, saying they never even wanted to go to UGA, they don't like UGA, and Alabama is soooo much better. The inferiority complex is quite sad really because they have to constantly reassure themselves they're not losers. They begin showing signs similar to that of a jilted lover, a person scorned by UGA, and for whatever reason take up a personal vendetta against the University. Remember, this is the same University they had previously cheered for and admired the first 18 years of their life. People like GARRETT SULLIVAN feel butthurt (I'm sure that's a regular occurrence) because UGA said: YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Thus they play the victim role which they feel gives them a free pass to bash the school for absolutely no reason whatsoever.


Now I've never been one to stand back while somebody rips on my schools or anything associated with me for that matter. That could be UGA, BC, St. Patrick's Day, south Georgia, hell even St. James (SJS is the best- go BINGO yourself Sheehan). While I have responded directly through Twitter, which resulted in the loss of a follower, I feel that Monday night's game provides the opportune time to expose this traveshamockery and end the discussion once and for all. Even if they lose Alabama may very well claim their 42nd national championship tomorrow night, at least according to Bama historians. We will undoubtedly have to hear about it for awhile from Alabama fans. Just remember it's all a jealous facade and that diploma from The University of Georgia gives you the last laugh! GO DAWGS!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enough talk of d-bags. Let's end this post on a high note (I'm getting pretty good at this Photoshop thing)...

Hollywood's hottest couple, Ric Starr and Ms. Willingham,
pose on the red carpet
(I kid LW, I kid;)

13 comments:

Charlie Dodson said...

Ms. Levin would be so proud.

#sorrynotsorry

Pl0we said...

He's backkkkkkkk

Snuffy said...

BSS > SJS

Slic Ric said...

That's another post for another time Snuffy. The wheels are already in motion.

Pl0we said...

I grew up a Georgia fan, but I went to GSU. Does that make me a hypocrite..maybe. Even though I didn't get in, I still love UGA. I also still really hate GT

Geaux Tigers tonight.

Shane said...

Ironic post title. That was immediately what I thought when I was reading this.

Slic Ric said...

Plowe that's kind of the point I'm getting at. You don't blame Georgia and all of a sudden hate the school because you didn't go there. You're a true Georgia supporter. My uncle went to GSU when it was GSC. He's been a season ticket holder for 30+ years and a former president of the Tampa Bay Bulldog Club.

Could you elaborate Mr. Murray?

Pl0we said...

Bear likes to eat salmon and chicken and waffles.

Denny said...

fantastic post

Pl0we said...

Dotsonnn!!!

Fender said...

sounds like someone is butthurt that Alabama won the national title this year and that georgia didn't win one (and hasn't in the last 30 years.) every good team you played this year beat you...boise, carolina, and michigan state. also, who is richt blowing that you get to avoid Bama, LSU, and Arkansas for the second straight year

Charlie Dodson said...

Congrats on the win over LSU, the 47 national championships, and a world class-education in one of our country's most beautiful states.

Slic Ric said...

Fender if you read the entire post and that's what you took away then you're a bigger dumbass than Sullivan. Congratulations! Due to your Alabama education and piss poor reading comprehension skills you somehow managed to completely miss the real point of the article.

Oh yea, on another note there smart guy, I posted this on Sunday- before Alabama won. So how could I be butthurt about them winning the MNC? At the time I posted this I was still under the impression LSU was going to beat them by 30.