20 06 year in review

10: Early January- After beating LSU in the JV championship, UGA goes on to play West Virginia in the Sugar Bowl I think. Well, anyways UGA gets down big, makes a super comeback, but falls short at the end. Some of us started out drinking on Tybee Island while a few of us or one of us ended up driving home. This would turn out to be an indication of things to come.

9: Some RANDOM day in March- Many, many people flock to Savannah for a parade of some sort. The majority of the people wear green while a few of the elite wear white coats. Anyways, the day, as usual, lives up to expectations. I for one, got to hear Mr. Hicks call Chief Warrant Officer Schaeffer an asshole. It also became apparent that a few friends of mine had a room at the Desoto Hilton. Still, others questioned young ladies about their thoughts on riding Space Mountain. This was truly a great day to be alive.

8: Nearing the end of the year, one of my associates decided to see, once again, what brown could do for him. Well brown got his ass bitten by a dog. Thank heavens it was not a maltese, cat, lhasa alsa, or lhasa poo because it may have been fatal and that would have ruined my 2007.

7: April: Captain Morgan goes to a baseball game. Rickie and P Mac get kicked out. Apparently, Rick dropped a few f bombs, and a guy asked him to stop. As does his lhaso poo (aka the MURPH), Ric continues to make noise even when told to shut up. I believe Ric yelled something to the effect of, that is fucking bullshit. Well, he and Pat are asked to leave. Ric tells the officer, " I am not even going to argue." He sure has a way with the law.

6: Some Rutgers game: Many of us decide to watch the game at my apartment before going downtown. Ric decides to go to Firehouse before 9:05. Well, long story short, he takes a lot of shots, Stone Colds 3 bourbon and cokes, and gives the ACC police the middle finger. The remainder of the night is an enigma. All that is known is that he stained his pants, rolled on GEN B's upstairs floor, and unintentionally nose-dived into a Southern barstool. Lastly, he claims to only have spent 6o-80 bucks. Sure buddy! I'm going with upwards of 144.

5: July 2nd: Fresh off his abscense on Raw to clear up a filthy divorce, Rickie makes his way back down to Tybee Island. He just had to have the coldest beer in America! In only 2 rounds, Bennie knocks GFS4 out. The rest of the night, as the case with many others, is an enigma.

4: Shortly after item 6- Ric goes cold turkey. And he has yet to have a beer since. NOT!! This was extremely entertaining for the 4-16 days it lasted. All I remember is Vinnie Mac giving him the screw job at B st one night but him only drinking that drink all night which surprised me. Also, he lasted through the Auburn game. After that, he has pretty much stayed on path toward level 4,whatever that is.

3: Jan 1- December 31: All the Paul Webber BS. No votes for Paul Webber Man of the Year? Of course not, he does not exist. But it sure was fun to talk about him.

2: Beach Bum Parade: If it wasn't for the Atlantic Ocean, everything would have been fine. Those GD tides got Ric's ass, swept his sandals straight out to sea. From there, he walked 500 miles and was basically too drunk and too blistered to walk, so he drove. Well, Fred Anderson got his ass. The weird thing was that Ric got a DUI when it was the first time ever that he'd driven drunk. What bad luck.

1: Early Summer/ Late Spring: Younes transfers to Iona. Thank God. He was a tall athletic Lee McCurry who was, at best, a cancer- not only to our basketball team but our entire athletic program. He befriended girls from the volleyball team and ruined their chances as well as hanging with a few guys on the football team and he screwed them up as well. Notice, that as his influence cools, our basketball, football, and volleyball teams will only improve. So in maybe a language that he can actually understand, I say, Vous baiser,Younes, au revoir.